Unlike an oppressive $10-per-year rent on a domain name, there are MANY, MANY things in this world that are absolutely free, like, uhm, air … and … herpes, and … other STDs. And freedom of speech. I think. Is it? Like free toilet paper at a public restroom, let’s all hope space for freedom of speech doesn’t run out. And that’s what the Internet is really for: a venue to share and celebrate the diversity and uniqueness of all people. That and porn.
Today marks a truly ground-breaking, sky-shattering, space-splitting occasion: Xtian Mack, age 35, has paid $8.17 for a domain name to officially become a blogger, and he henceforth vows to accomplish the following noble goals:
- To solve the mysteries of the universe, like withholding tax, fat-free ice cream, and metrosexuals.
- To guide the curious on a journey to the obnoxious, overrated, and obscene world of pop culture, anime, cosplaying, vocaloids and other eccentricities while trying to turn a profit. Well, recoup $8.17 worth of investment, at least.
And why should I spend considerable time and money on such endeavors?
- Because the world is falling into ruin from human apathy, debauchery, and greed.
- Because I want my own harem.
- Because I need proof of my existence.
- Because the world needs more love.
And the world does need more love because it is a sad place as it is. I have taken it upon myself to burn with this love, and I shall go forth and share my love of all things obnoxious, overrated, and obscene to change public opinion for the better one reader at a time.
And that’s why I need your help too. Please visit this strange and obscure site daily. I need the company (and the traffic). When this site really starts kicking, then we move on to better things, like planning for retirement or making cupcakes.
Thanks for visiting, and may you continue supporting this site.
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